Naughty word

Dillon: Mom, one of the construction equipment makes a bad word!

Me: WHAT! Where did you see this, and what construction thing is this?!?

Dillon: Well….. you know what we are driving on….

Me: Yes….

Dillon: Well it’s this.

Me: A road?

Dillon: NO! What else is it called?

Me: Oh…asphalt : )

Dillon: Yes, that’s a naughty word!

Me: Yes it is Dillon, but we can just call it a road.

-- I just love him!! --