Me: Dillon, why do you have more than one pair of undies out, and why aren’t they in the dirty’s?
Dillon: Carson was in here pulling them out of my drawer
Me: Sigh Ok then, do you know what ones are clean and what ones are dirty?
Dillon, As natural as breathing, continued to SNIFF them to see which ones were clean, and which ones were dirty!
Dillon: Yup, these ones are dirty, and these ones need to go back.
And we went on about our night.